Beards of the year?

The joint winners of the official UK Beard of the Year have been announced. They are Paul Mackney, spokesman for lecturer's union NATFHE, and England cricketer Andrew "Freddie" Flintoff.
Now Mackney we admire for his nice cuddly beard and campaigning fervour, so the idea of him having to share the award with some oafish posho is a travesty. According to Beard Liberation Front uberbeard Keith Flett, "Freddie" has shown how cool beards can be. It's nice to see the young folk growing beards, but really, is this the best this country can do? It just looks like he forgot to pack his razor before going on tour. A poor, poor effort.

The Mack(ney) Daddy!

 
Andrew Flintoff? Andrew FUCK OFF more like!