Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Hey You Get Off My Pavement!
You're losing your vitamin C.
No, that's not right.
I'll try again.
Hey you, get off my pavement!
That's right, scram!
No, hang on, don't go. Read this first.
Hey You, Get Off My Pavement is a day of music and fun held in the courtyard of Beard's favourite Glasgow hang out, Mono. It's on Sunday July 30th and hot damn, but if that lineup isn't a knockout then I'm the monkey's uncle.
Arab Strap top the bill, followed by everyone's favourite beardy brothers Herman Dune bringing their lovelorn songs and extremely tight trousers. Then there's Emma Pollock, unveiling her new solo material and hopefully throwing in some Delgados classics. Beard #3 cover stars Park Attack bring their gonzoid noise attack, while the bonkers and thoroughly ace Royal We go ape. And then there's Glasgow's favourite party band the 1990s, swamp blues mentalists Uncle John & Whitelock, groovy hep cats Bricolage. Topping it all off are The Parsonage, "Glasgow's only 30 strong country-folk choir", which sounds amazing!
Just when you thought things couldn't get any better, there's an outside bar with cheap booze and a barbecue! I'll see y'all down there!